We have a tiny house here in Banana Land, I’m living with a bunch of random potatoes and it’s nice because I don’t have to deal with those stupid bananas. When we were in Potato Town, I prefer to stay indoors since I don’t like being surrounded by too much potatoes. But here in Banana Land, you’ll be happy if a random potato talks to you or help you understand what the bananas are saying. I’m starting to be a couch potato, I did nothing but watch movies and sit all day. Bob gave me nice movies to watch and one that’s really boring,
I’ll be with my dad while I’m studying here. Unfortunately, he’s turning into a banana.
The thing with being a potato is that you can’t feel anything. But most of my fellow potatoes experienced this so-called ‘unicorn thing’. I call it unicorn thing because unicorns don’t exist or at least that’s what they tell me. It’s also impossible for potatoes to have emotions. So why do I keep hearing experiences from other potatoes ending up happily ever after?
Mr. Chips, the owner of our favorite internet shop once told me about how he met his ex-wife and that was the time he knew it was the unicorn thing. Eventually, he forgot how feel it again and his wife left him. He always seems to be happy but I saw him crying once when he thought his customers left the shop and I was the only one there. It was kinda awkward so I just left without paying. And now I’m banned from entering the shop again along with a free poster of myself posted in front of the shop saying I did not pay-well thanks for making me famous Mr. Chips. There was this day when he told me I would experience this unicorn thing someday and I would find my ‘unicorn’ whether its a potato, a banana or anything. I’m looking forward to finding my unicorn.
MEET BOB, THE POTATO GAYLORD.
He likes watching chick flicks, listening to Justin Bieber, One Direction and, Miley Cyrus. We laugh at corny ‘yo mama’ and knock-knock jokes together with Marley. Maybe that’s why he likes Marley. They get along really well. After all, gaylords have feelings too.
What happens when you put a potato with bananas? I’ll give you a hint: It doesn’t turn into a banana.
This is my first day in Banana Land and I can’t understand any of them. My parents sent me here thinking I could be trained to be a great french fry someday. After the next two weeks, I’ll be studying at a local banana school. I miss my friends in Potato Town, Bob, Abby, Marley and Jack, They’re my classmates at a local high school, Marley, Jack and I passed the entrance exam in University of Potatoes, a very nice school that accepts genius potatoes, Bob decided to study at a university near our school. And I won’t be able to see them for a very long time.
It’s really nice and convenient here in Banana Land, they have everything but unicorns. Although it’s nice to go on a vacation, I can’t imagine myself living here. Nothing can replace those stupid potatoes.